Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2016 22:27:24 GMT
Lara, I’m just going to say this from the get go – I’m confident that I’ve seen your arse more often than I’ve seen my own. Don’t get it twisted, I’m all for self-confidence; it’s not like I shy away from the fact that I’m very confident in myself either. The problem is, whenever I see your arse or a topless selfie, it’s accompanied by a completely irrelevant comment. So I came up with an idea to try and help you. I made you a little questionnaire to try and show you where you’re going wrong.
For each one I’ve written a statement, and underneath there are two pictures to accompany it. All you have to do is tell me the one that is relevant – don’t worry, answers will be at the bottom.
1. Lara, you claim to be a ‘copy cat’ that can adapt to any opponents style, however, the one time I’ve seen you try was on Sunday, and you fell flat on your face. My aerial wrestling style just isn’t something you can adapt to and just like you struggled with Trixie, you’ll struggle with me too.
2. I’m a much quicker mover than you, Lara. My reactions are faster than yours and my attacks will come just as fast. It doesn’t matter that you hit slightly harder than I do when mine are coming at you more often.
3. You’ve spent a lot of time training with Dick Devereaux, who I just beat. If that’s the product of your training and insight then I can’t say I’m worried.
4. My stamina is a lot better than yours; long after you’ve ran out of steam, I’ll still be going strong. With you sprawled out in the ring exhausted, it’ll make it pretty easy for me to come ‘Soaring from Sevenoaks’.
5. We’ve both had our accusations this week, but the difference is, I’ve got the composure and focus to not let it affect me in the ring. You’re not quite able to focus as well as I am, and you’re way more likely to crumble under the pressure. This is an important match, a second chance for you to get that title, I think that’ll all just be too much for you.
6. One thing that will be a struggle for you is how quickly I recover. In any match, the people involved all take their fair share of punishment. I know I’ll get some from you, the difference though is that I’ll recover quicker than you will, which means I can get on to my next move while you’re still getting your breath back.
7. On Sunday I am going to beat this to progress to the next stage of the Power League tournament.
For each one I’ve written a statement, and underneath there are two pictures to accompany it. All you have to do is tell me the one that is relevant – don’t worry, answers will be at the bottom.
1. Lara, you claim to be a ‘copy cat’ that can adapt to any opponents style, however, the one time I’ve seen you try was on Sunday, and you fell flat on your face. My aerial wrestling style just isn’t something you can adapt to and just like you struggled with Trixie, you’ll struggle with me too.
A. 
B. 
B. 2. I’m a much quicker mover than you, Lara. My reactions are faster than yours and my attacks will come just as fast. It doesn’t matter that you hit slightly harder than I do when mine are coming at you more often.
A. 
B. 
B. 3. You’ve spent a lot of time training with Dick Devereaux, who I just beat. If that’s the product of your training and insight then I can’t say I’m worried.
A. 
B. 
B. 4. My stamina is a lot better than yours; long after you’ve ran out of steam, I’ll still be going strong. With you sprawled out in the ring exhausted, it’ll make it pretty easy for me to come ‘Soaring from Sevenoaks’.
A. 
B. 
B. 5. We’ve both had our accusations this week, but the difference is, I’ve got the composure and focus to not let it affect me in the ring. You’re not quite able to focus as well as I am, and you’re way more likely to crumble under the pressure. This is an important match, a second chance for you to get that title, I think that’ll all just be too much for you.
A. 
B. 
B. 6. One thing that will be a struggle for you is how quickly I recover. In any match, the people involved all take their fair share of punishment. I know I’ll get some from you, the difference though is that I’ll recover quicker than you will, which means I can get on to my next move while you’re still getting your breath back.
A. 
B. 
B. 7. On Sunday I am going to beat this to progress to the next stage of the Power League tournament.
A. 
B. 
Answers: A, A, B, A, B, B, B
What I hope you've learned from that is that your tits and arse are never relevant, unless, the subject is, 'What am I going to beat on Sunday?' This power league is an opportunity for that top title, and as far as I'm concerned, you already had your chance. It's my turn to move forward and I'm going to do it with just as much conviction as I did on Sunday against your friend. I'll see you soon, until then, stay hydrated!
B. Answers: A, A, B, A, B, B, B
What I hope you've learned from that is that your tits and arse are never relevant, unless, the subject is, 'What am I going to beat on Sunday?' This power league is an opportunity for that top title, and as far as I'm concerned, you already had your chance. It's my turn to move forward and I'm going to do it with just as much conviction as I did on Sunday against your friend. I'll see you soon, until then, stay hydrated!
